Not you... I make me SICK...

Parents are the most disgusting creatures, I reckon... U look up your kid's noses; eat their leftovers, straight from their mouths, at times, and lay down to rest on mattresses stained with the foul three Ps... that's Pee, Poop, and Projectile Vomitus... disclaimer for all would be parents, you WILL find yourselves most vile and unhygenic...

Bliss is... a well fed baby

research may prove that breastmilk is alcoholic... consumers exhibit various states of stupor while under the influence... whilst prolonged consumption tends to see abusers contend with withdrawal symptoms of constant irritability, restlessness and addiction...